I’m sat in this posh venue I can tell that it is posh because the leather seats are genuinely made of leather and the cost of my coffee tells me I must be drinking ‘gold leaf!’. . .
I’m not sure how to behave!. . .you see I’m so used to sitting on worn seats and in slightly weathered places. . .
I kind of feel a little. . .’uncomfortable!’. . .
I really want to take off my shoes and kick back. . .
I want to seriously ‘slob out’ on these expensive looking seats, but I’m sure it would be frowned upon, by the immaculately dressed staff! . .
It’s funny how with age we begin to understand ourselves!, what we like, what we don’t!. . .what makes us tick and what gives us the most enjoyment.
I recall the days when any venue would do as long as the drinks were cheap and the music loud!. . .
Now I’m a bit more selective. My ears won’t tolerate loud noise for a length of time. . .I’m fussy who I let sit at my table. . .and I am very selective with whom I talk to. . .
Some would say that I’m becoming a grumpy old man!, but I like to look at it differently. . .
You see, I’m now comfortable with who I am. I can stop striving to please everyone and I don’t need to walk on egg shells in anyone’s company. . .
I really enjoy being ‘me’ !. . . ‘seriously’. . .I don’t think anyone else could be ‘me’ as well as I can!. . .
I really am ‘unique’. . .(fascinating). . .
Someone’s ordered food, it’s being delivered to the table nearby!, smells good, judging by the gasps of delight from those about to murder the contents set before them, I’m guessing it must also look good. . .
There’s a lady sat near me I’m guessing she is ‘rich’, & looks very ‘posh!’. Her child’s buggy is dripping with ‘bling’, and it looks like her fur coat is ‘real!’ I’m sure I spotted tyre tracks on the hem, it could possibly, have been ‘road kill!’. . .
I’m enjoying the atmosphere. . .even the combustive vocal sounds are ‘posh’. . .(delightful). . .
My drinks almost gone!, but I’m now contemplating having another !. . .
‘so!’. . .should I have another coffee!. . .or go really ‘posh’, & have one of them glasses of beer in them really posh looking glasses. . .
But this time I’m going to be ‘comfortable’. . .this time I’m taking of my shoes kicking back and I’m going to enjoy helping the leather seats become worn and old looking. . .
. . .The lady with the road kill coat is already frowning at me!. .